I’m not wasting my vagina on bad sex

Lord, how I wish I could take credit for this quote.  But alas, it comes from a GF of mine in her thirties.  She’s never been married but hopes to be and longs to have a family.  If this quote isn’t sufficient evidence for the argument that women should not get married before the age of 30, then I don’t know what is.  I just wrapped up 20+ years of bad and virtually non-existent sex, and i’ll tell you what, this is my mantra from here on out.

And while we’re on the subject, can we talk about porn?  I’ve always been kind of a prude.  I saw my mom having sex too many times to have any desire to witness other people in the act… But I’ll tell you what, when you meet an incredible guy who isn’t a Fuckboy and has used his prudently designated porn hours to educate himself on the ins and outs (so to speak) of the female orgasm, you will give thinks to the Porn Gods.  Because this is the best reason for porn to exist – men who use porn as a cunnilingus how-to  manual have the power to transport a woman to a place where even the stresses of an ugly divorce from a covert narcissist fade into the distant recesses of consciousness. (If my saying that offends you, don’t bother posting any hate.  Just unsubscribe now and have a nice day.)


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