DH’s lawyer reminds me of the oatmeal guy

…you know the one: big belly, full head and face of soft grey hair, but apparently not a whole lot going on upstairs…


I mean, if you’re living on fucking oatmeal, which you’re telling us is the answer to all our health woes, why the hell do you look like Santa after too many months in Vegas?!

At any rate, it’s impossible to take a man seriously when he insists after 3 minutes in the room that your 5 lb, freshly bathed, 100% hypoallergenic service dog is giving him allergies… 💩



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