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Lucky Manafort

Lucky Manafort’s ass was saved by a plea deal. DH won’t have any plea deal to accept, and I almost feel sorry for him cuz this is pretty much how he’s gonna look when i take him to court.  Poor guy is either getting the worst legal advice in the universe or he’s as delusional…

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DH’s lawyer reminds me of the oatmeal guy

…you know the one: big belly, full head and face of soft grey hair, but apparently not a whole lot going on upstairs…   I mean, if you’re living on fucking oatmeal, which you’re telling us is the answer to all our health woes, why the hell do you look like Santa after too many…

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Grommet

Surfing seems like an ideal therapy for anxiety and panic   All I have to do is conquer my debilitating fear of having my head more than 12 inches under water    

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I’m not wasting my vagina on bad sex

Lord, how I wish I could take credit for this quote.  But alas, it comes from a GF of mine in her thirties.  She’s never been married but hopes to be and longs to have a family.  If this quote isn’t sufficient evidence for the argument that women should not get married before the age…