Quips and Quotes

Contemplation worthy nuggets

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Lucky Manafort

Lucky Manafort’s ass was saved by a plea deal. DH won’t have any plea deal to accept, and I almost feel sorry for him cuz this is pretty much how he’s gonna look when i take him to court.  Poor guy is either getting the worst legal advice in the universe or he’s as delusional…

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DH’s lawyer reminds me of the oatmeal guy

…you know the one: big belly, full head and face of soft grey hair, but apparently not a whole lot going on upstairs…   I mean, if you’re living on fucking oatmeal, which you’re telling us is the answer to all our health woes, why the hell do you look like Santa after too many…

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Meet FuckBoy John

Things Fuckboy John hates:   Push button toilet flushers  (no clue why) His house (it was the “best investment” he ever made, but he can’t sell it 🧐) His new iPhoneX (cuz it recognizes his face so well it turns on when he doesn’t want it to) His job (his job at a pot dispensary was his…

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The nightmare is real

Living with PTSD is like every now and then you randomly find yourself locked in a cage where you can see and hear everyone around you but you can’t feel them, and they keep yelling at you to just get out. But you can’t get out. You’re trapped by an invisible wall that no one…

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Face it

I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ENABLED ME TO LIVE THE LIFE I LIVED…   WHAT YOU WONT face up TO IS the fact THAT I ENABLED YOU TO LIVE THE LIFE YOU LIVED.

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Grommet

Surfing seems like an ideal therapy for anxiety and panic   All I have to do is conquer my debilitating fear of having my head more than 12 inches under water    

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Rebirth

By experiencing and rising above life's pain with an open and grateful heart, a woman gives birth to her true self   I don't know about you, but once I see the young woman, the old woman becomes all but completely invisible.
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Art

Art is the expression of a soul’s evolution
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Devastation and broken hearts are your fuel…

Fuckboys and Narcs feed on your suffering.  If you find yourself crying on the bathroom floor while the Shithead who claims to love you sleeps peacefully in his bed, that's your clue.  Stand up and get the fuck out.  You are so much stronger than you think and you will never find that out until...
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How do you make a house a home?..

...With Love.  No matter how beautifully you decorate, until it is inhabited by souls living in harmonious, loving symbiosis, it's just a pretty box.
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I’m not wasting my vagina on bad sex

Lord, how I wish I could take credit for this quote.  But alas, it comes from a GF of mine in her thirties.  She’s never been married but hopes to be and longs to have a family.  If this quote isn’t sufficient evidence for the argument that women should not get married before the age…

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#MeToo

A beautiful IRONY......Preparing statements for the first court appearance in your divorce from a covert narcissist while the term "gaslighting" is being plastered and defined all over prime time news.